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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.
WARNING: Never set me anywhere you wouldn’t let a real armadillo sit down because we both can stain.
Avoid the following:
All porous surfaces!
Mom’s couch!
The seats of Dad’s new car!
Walls you’re fond of!
Your sister’s new dress!
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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.
WARNING: Never set me anywhere you wouldn’t let a real armadillo sit down because we both can stain.
Avoid the following:
All porous surfaces!
Mom’s couch!
The seats of Dad’s new car!
Walls you’re fond of!
Your sister’s new dress!






















